1. Politics
“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
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2. Life
“There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are – Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?”
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3. Self
“If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
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4. Society
“My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.”
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5. Religion
“Arthur hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction there and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife.”
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6. Wisdom
“If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.”
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7. Life
“You live and learn. At any rate, you live.”
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8. Life
“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
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9. Life
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
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10. Murphy’s Law
“A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
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